I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”
BEST GRANDMA STORY
Maybe I will when I feel like it
So today I got arrested, assaulted by an officer, got out with a bail of $10,000 only after having my feet cuffed together for 13 fucking hours in a small, dirty cage and came home to smoke my last bowl for who knows how long and find that my ankles were swollen and bruised and my ears had tightened up and my bridge had closed ‘cause felons aren’t allowed piercings, apparently. ‘MERICA
its weird society sees people with tattoos and modifications as being unclean and poor when in reality its so expensive to get those things in the first place and the aftercare is strenuous and daily and in reality modified people are probably the most hygienic and well off people you’ll meet